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If your only tool is a microwave, everything looks like a bag of popcorn.
If your only tool is a lever, everything looks like a fulcrum.
If your only tool is a Happy Meal, everything looks like a chubby 10-year-old.
If your only tool is a stapler, everything looks like a stack of papers.
If your only tool is the internet, everything looks like porn.
If your only tool is a flux capacitor, everything looks like a delorian.
If your only tool is a flashlight, everything looks like the dark.
Girl Talk. Download - pay what you can. - #
Phish reunites to tour in 2009. - #
Here's a helpful and depressing tutorial on the current financial crapstorm, in cartoon form. I'm having a hard time figuring out who did the video, but it was linked to on Cosmic Variance. - #
MoveOn.org is giving away free Obama buttons. Almost 2 million ordered so far. - #
If I had married Tea Leoni and starred in film and TV with Gillian Anderson, I would have the exact same problem. How many love children do you have David? - #