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Noonan, Murphy, Todd and an OPEN MIC!

Posted by bongo on September 3rd

Read More: Politics, Breaking News

RNC coverage is everywhere in St. Paul this week. Marc Ambinder has posted the full transcript, I have highlighted some excerpts - along with what Todd actually said as opposed to what Ambinder posted.

“Is this really the most qualified woman they could have turned to?” -Chuck Todd

“Most qualified? NO. I think they went for this, excuse me, political bullshit about narratives.” -Peggy Noonan

“You know what’s really the worst thing about it? The greatness of McCain is ‘no cynicism’ and this is cynical.” - Mike Murphy

Grand slam!!!

Posted by nikki on August 26th
Read More: Politics

Hillary at the Democratic National Convention via Jezebel.comI just watched Hillary Clinton belt one out of the park at the Democratic Nation Convention. I don’t hold out much hope that this speech will sway the criminally insane, but I think it’s going to bring back to the party some people who’ve been on the fence since the primaries. Hillary, I disagree with your monochromatic pantsuits, but I love you.

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Wake up America!

Posted by bongo on August 26th
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Obama Tire Gauge

Posted by Oscar on August 6th
Read More: Politics, Memes, No Shit, neocons, Rhetoric, Obama

tire-gauge.jpg The McCain campaign is currently mocking Obama by sending out “Obama Energy Plan” tire gauges to contributes. I suggest Obama also send out tire gauges to supporters. The tire gauges should read:

“Obama. Simple, common sense solutions to the mess republicans have gotten us into.”

Just an idea… not sure if it would fit on a tire gauge.

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The Commander In Chief Test

Posted by Oscar on July 30th
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Considering a protest vote?

Posted by bongo on July 28th
Read More: Politics, Pop-Culture, Rhetoric

gusher!Do the Republocrats running our plutocracy make you so sick you don’t want to vote for either major political party? Do you think we’ll all be better off if we vote for anyone other than Obama or McCain? If that’s what will be driving your political pulse as you head to the polls this fall, please reconsider.

You want small government and an end to war? Here’s $500 BILLION reasons that’s not going to happen anytime soon. If you want your Nader, or Paul, or whomever is the preferred politico, please reconsider what your vote will mean.

Do you want a symbolic “stick it to them” vote? Are you supporting a third-party because you really think your guy or gal will win? Do you want to disconnect from the political process altogether by NOT voting?

I support small government, but I expect the government to be capable enough to help out during emergencies.

I support lower taxes, but I expect lower taxes to benefit all people.

I support our President, but I expect our President to work with the other branches of government to make things better for all Americans.

If you’re considering a protest vote, I implore you to consider a historic vote. Make this year the first time in the history of your life and in our nation that you do not vote for a wealthy, white, man. Wealthy, white men have been at the helm for over two-hundred years now. It’s time to rock the world.

Think about it as the summer goes on. This campaign will get ugly. The lies will fly and the one thing they all want you to do is get disenchanted with the process so you don’t vote. If they can keep the folks away from the polls, then they only need to convince ~20% of the undecided voters to vote for their guy or not vote at all.

This election is too important to protest, it’s too critical to ignore. Another eight years of McCain carrying on Bush’s legacy and we will all be annexed by Canada. At least then we would have a viable health care system.

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Legislating Happiness: Why?

Posted by bongo on June 4th
Read More: Politics, Religion, Breaking News

States like Massachusetts, California and New York have begun reluctantly allowing folks to seek a gay marriage. This is an outrage! There is no reason for these states, or any states, to force an expectation of happiness onto any bickering couple of disgruntled partners. If people want to despise each other, if they insist on hating, then by all means, it is their God-given right to loathe their very existence!

Passing legislation mandating joy and happiness is beyond comprehension. Just because it’s in the constitution doesn’t make it any more right! Even if everyone on earth were married there would be only a handful of couples who would declare their marriage to be gay.

The rest of us? We’d be working on the honey-do list…or working to avoid it! By definition, the very nature of settling down with one other living creature for the remainder of our lives is flawed. Wolves seem to practice serial monogamy. But only you and me - FOREVER!? It’s madness. It’s a bad song from the 50s. It is fitting that in the animal kingdom only a vicious species of wild canine are one of the few examples of monogamy. I doubt that they are happily monogamous. It is likely that their monogamy is what drives their viciousness.

There is no such thing as a gay marriage. You can legislate all you want, you simply cannot people to be happy! By definition, once you are married, there is no happiness. There is no joy. In the end, your only joy from the imprisonment of marriage is the silent release of death. Once you are released from your earthly bondage, any happiness you were forced to enjoy through legislation won’t matter anyway.

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Tracey Ullman as Arianna Huffington

Posted by nikki on April 24th
Read More: Politics, Funny, The Internets, Blogs

My favorite part of Tracey Ullman’s State of the Union is her Arianna Huffington impression. Here’s a clip from the first episode, and it only gets funnier. Blogs and kisses!

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“Vertical thinking” and other rhetorical code

Posted by nikki on January 8th
Read More: Politics, Religion, Rhetoric

Check out this post on “vertical thinking” and other rhetorical code. And when you sit down to watch the next debate, don’t forget to break out your super-secret decoder rings!

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Bush to Iran: “Stop making nucular weapons… MORE!”

Posted by Oscar on December 5th
Read More: Politics, Natural Disasters, neocons, War, Rhetoric, Scary, Sad, Depressing, Tools, Title Only

GWB

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If I had married Tea Leoni and starred in film and TV with Gillian Anderson, I would have the exact same problem. How many love children do you have David? - #

An 8n5 August Superbowl dream prediction: Packers vs. Jets, the Heir Apparent vs. the Air up There! - #

LCDs are getting cheaper, but this is a top-rated 22" monitor and is a sweet deal available at General Nanosystems in Minneapolis. I picked one up yesterday. (8/5) The sale is over! - #

World's first Tesla crash? Maybe... - #

This Wired commentary pretty much sums up the grind of an MMORPG. For me, the grind is a love/hate relationship. - #

The King is Dead. Maybe JT can bring spam back next! - #