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Only Users Lose Drugs

Posted by bongo on July 31st

Read More: Breaking News, Mixed Nuts, Medicine

Researchers in New Zealand are reporting that one joint has air flow obstruction equivalent to five cigarettes. The research cites the methods in which marijuana smoke is inhaled versus the filtered methods for inhaling cigarette smoke as well as how long the inhalation is held as factors contributing to the differences in marijuana smoke and cigarette smoke. One nug that I found interesting about the article is in the middle of the following statement,

To qualify as a long-term marijuana user, participants had to have smoked a minimum of one joint a day for five years, said institute director Richard Beasley, who also participated in the study. Tobacco users had to have smoked a pack a day for one year.

It doesn’t mention in which category Mr. Beasly participated, but if I were doing the research it would probably be fun to be in the “long-term user” category. It struck me as humorous that what seems a pretty serious and professional study was directed by a study participant. I wonder if they got grant money to grow giant greenhouses of dope so they could smoke it for five years?

I guess that’s one way to beat the system.

Terminal Toothache

Posted by bongo on February 28th
Read More: Ask EightAndFive, Breaking News, Medicine

Twelve-year-old Deamonte Driver died of a toothache Sunday. It was actually the bacterial infection that spread from his tooth throughout his brain that killed him, but it didn’t help that the system was sort of rigged against him.

While I can attest that toothache pain is unbearable and I know that in the past it could be lethal, I would never expect anyone in today’s age of technological advancement to actually die from an abscessed tooth. I don’t have any idea how much pain this kid must have endured as the infection spread but he must have been strong-willed to have resisted the pain for so long.

If this kid had been old enough to join the military, he would have gotten free medical care. That’s a welfare system everyone in America can support. After all, how else will we legally kill off the uneducated and indigent? Oh yeah…do not provide medical care…

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18 Things you won’t see on a billboard: #1 Your Parents Chose Sex. Shouldn’t You?

Posted by Oscar on November 12th
Read More: Religion, Sex, Funny, Mixed Nuts, Medicine

While driving through South Dakota recently I was struck by the amount of pro-god, anti-abortion and pro-abstinence signs. The person driving with me and I started talking about how best to combat this sort of religious propaganda. We decided that a billboard campaign mirroring the existing campaigns would be best. Following are the anti-abstinence ads we came up with. Some are modeled after the signed-by-god billboards, some after the anti-abortion signs we encountered and some we just thought would make good billboards. The following text is not safe for work.

Imagine coming across these billboards next time you drive through the bible belt:

  1. Your parents chose sex. Shouldn’t you?
  2. Abstinence sucks. –God
  3. Everyday somebody dies a virgin.
  4. I’m proud of your last orgasm. –God
  5. Abstinence prevents a beating heart.
  6. Making babies is cool. –God
  7. Do you like to look at naked people? Thank you. –God
  8. Stressed? Fuck. –God
  9. After healing lepers, nothing beats a good screw. –Jesus
  10. Make a joyful noise when you come. –God
  11. Abstinence is murder.
  12. Do others as they do you. –Jesus
  13. DVDA! –God
  14. Someone wants to have sex with you. –God
  15. Put your pointy bits into each other. –God
  16. After a shower a rim job can be fun. –Jesus
  17. If I didn’t want you to have sex I wouldn’t have given you a cock. –God
  18. I don’t exist. –God (not abstinence related, I just thought it was funny)

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Let’s Throw an Alzheimer’s Prevention Party!

Posted by Oscar on October 6th
Read More: Science, How To, Breaking News, Medicine, Rhetorical Questions

Does Alzheimer’s run in your family? Are you dismayed that studies have shown that the symptom’s of Alzheimer’s can occur to people in their 20s? Do you need an excuse to get all farked up? I have the answer for you:

Red Wine Could Reduce the Risk of Developing Alzheimer’s

Marijuana’s Key Ingredient Might Fight Alzheimer’s

Who knew that fighting Alzheimer’s could be so much fun?

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Phish reunites to tour in 2009. - #

Here's a helpful and depressing tutorial on the current financial crapstorm, in cartoon form. I'm having a hard time figuring out who did the video, but it was linked to on Cosmic Variance. - #

MoveOn.org is giving away free Obama buttons. Almost 2 million ordered so far. - #

If I had married Tea Leoni and starred in film and TV with Gillian Anderson, I would have the exact same problem. How many love children do you have David? - #