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A Complete Idiot’s guide to riding the Light-Rail

Posted by TheJackal on March 5th

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I am in no way an expert on the Minneapolis St. Paul Metro Transit light-rail. I’ve rode it twice, but learned a lot on those trips. I wanted to put together a quick list of tips so that you can enjoy the light-rail without making the same mistakes I did:

Mistake Number One:
Don’t park at the MOA unless you are planning to shop or maybe sleep.
The light-rail line ends in the bus station on the bottom level of the east side parking ramp at Mall of America(MOA). It’s been set up to intensionally make it a little hard to reach from any place you are used to parking at the mall. Basically, that mall would rather not have a lot full of cars that parked and jumped on the light rail to get to a big sporting event downtown. They’d prefer it if those people parked at the 28th street station, two blocks east of the mall. There’s plenty of parking over there and it’s easy to get from a car to the train without finding the right stairwell or escalator to the transit station like you’ve got to do if you park at the mall.

At the same time, it isn’t that hard to find the bus station at the mall and it makes a little sense to park at the last light rail stop if you are headed downtown for drinks or a show or whatever and plan to rest your eyes during the quiet ride back to the suburbs.

Mistake Number Two:
Don’t expect to get anywhere fast on the light-rail.
If you ride all the way from the MOA to the Minneapolis Warehouse district stop on the light rail it will take around 45 minutes or more if you are riding during a busy time. If you drove your own car, it would take around 25 minutes, depending on traffic.

One night I was meeting some friends for a movie at Block E. I decided to go straight from dinner in Eagan out to park at the MOA. I knew I needed to get on a rain right away when I got there, so I parked in the first spot I could find and ran down to the bus station and got a ticket. The ticket machine was being a little fussy, although they are great because the take credit cards and cash with change for large bills. So I get my ticket and see the train had just stopped in the station. As I run up to it, all the doors close all at once… I freak out a little and run down towards the end of the train to see if I can get the conductor’s attention. As I’m running I hear a door on the other end of the train open, but
as I turn back, it shuts again. Eventually I realized that I’m an idiot.

There are buttons on the Doors that you can press to open them. Obviously they want to keep the train warm inside so the door will stay closed when the train is at a stand still.

Mistake Number Three:
Don’t stay out too late.
The light rail schedule was not designed with a late night drinker in mind. The last train leaves the Warehouse District Station is at 1:13 am every night of the week. If you plan to have a few drinks downtown you better pay attention to the time. At last call you’ve missed your ride home if you’re taking the lightrail. Better hope you’ve got some money for a cab. On the other hand, if you live downtown and decide for some crazy reason you’d want to go drinking with the tourists out at the MOA, it looks like you wouldn’t have to leave to catch the light rail until almost 2am.

Other Things to consider when riding the light-rail:

  • The light-rail trains are completely electric, quiet and clean.
  • For most riders it is much less expensive then driving. It can be a great alternative to driving is adverse weather conditions.
  • There’s no free overnight parking anywhere along the line because it runs to the airport and people would love to leave there cars and go to europe for 2 weeks.
  • Fare inspectors check tickets on a random schedule so you may or may not see them at all during your first trip on the train. The Fine is $180 for riding without paying, but I’ve heard they may just kick people off the train if they’ve got expired tickets.

For more info on the light rail,
visit Metro Transit’s site

This guide was originally written for vita.mn and appears here. If you’d like to contribute to it, please feel free to sign up at vita.mn and edit the guide.

Jean-Claude loves the spotlight. I mean REALLY loves it.

Posted by nikki on January 24th
Read More: Pop-Culture, Sex, Funny, How To, Movies, Television, Animals, Mixed Nuts, Music

I don’t want to bring down the level of the content here on 8&5. Unfortunately, and for reasons that I can’t begin to fathom, I feel compelled to post this video. For the sake of my conscience, though, I’m including a warning. Anyone with an aversion to 90’s action stars, stone-washed denim, or pup tents should look away.

“Sir, do you have a license to carry that?”

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HD-DVD is dead

Posted by junkgui on December 28th
Read More: How To, Video Games, Movies, Television, Halo 3

It looks like HD-DVD vs Blue Ray battle is pretty much over.  A crack has been released that can decrypt HD-DVD movies.  As long as Blue-Ray stays secure for a few more months HD-DVD will go the way of the Dreamcast.  Once a format is “insecure” studios will see fit to put all their eggs in the other basket, and HD-DVD should die like beta-max.  The only thing that could fix this problem is finding a flaw in Blue-Ray.  I wonder how much money Sony and Microsoft have invested in a strategy to break the security of the opposing format.  If they haven’t, they are fools, being the secure format is a sure fire way to win the latest format battle.  Apparently the crack isn’t complete, it lacks the code to extract the keys from memory, so I guess we will have to wait until January 2nd to find out the rest of the story, will HD-DVD movies be posted to the internet, and whether a Play Station 3 is a good investment…

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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My 52-year Mortgage

Posted by bongo on November 9th
Read More: Ask EightAndFive, How To, Breaking News, Rhetorical Questions

As Americans, we generally try to stay in debt. It’s what we do. We love our new cars, plasma TVs, and vacations. So it’s no surprise that many people are treading water living paycheck to paycheck.

It can’t get any worse though, or can it? Tesco Finance in the UK has started offering a 52-year mortgage. How long will it take for a fifty-two year mortgage to be offered by an American company?

Is this really a good idea? What kind of sick bastard wants to lock you into payments for your entire working life and then some?
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Let’s Throw an Alzheimer’s Prevention Party!

Posted by Oscar on October 6th
Read More: Science, How To, Breaking News, Medicine, Rhetorical Questions

Does Alzheimer’s run in your family? Are you dismayed that studies have shown that the symptom’s of Alzheimer’s can occur to people in their 20s? Do you need an excuse to get all farked up? I have the answer for you:

Red Wine Could Reduce the Risk of Developing Alzheimer’s

Marijuana’s Key Ingredient Might Fight Alzheimer’s

Who knew that fighting Alzheimer’s could be so much fun?

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Hey, Erik. . .

Posted by Czech Air on August 17th
Read More: Pop-Culture, Sex, Science, How To, Cute

…I’ll just pour some gas on this fire. Sound good?

Why circumcise?

I expect a complete debate at the next gathering.

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Outsourcing: How Much is TOO MUCH?

Posted by bongo on February 27th
Read More: Technology, Politics, How To

This is an alert for anyone who works in Corporate America:

If you begin to eat curry every day for lunch, then you have outsourced too many jobs to India.

If your building smells like curry even when nobody is around, then you have outsourced too many jobs to India.

If the most accessed website from work is Monster.com, then you have outsourced too many jobs to India.

If English is NOT the preferred language spoken in meetings, then you have outsourced too many jobs to India.

If you work on Saturdays without compensation, then you have outsourced too many jobs to India.

If you do not have medical benefits and you don’t care, then you have outsourced too many jobs to India.

If a Visa for you is more than a credit card, then you have outsourced too many jobs to India.

If co-workers suddenly sound like paranoid bigots, then you have outsourced too many jobs to India.

If you think “off-shoring” is NOT the same as “out-sourcing”, then you have outsourced too many jobs to India.

If you think I am a jerk for publishing this list, then you have outsourced too many jobs to India.

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T52 Enryu Support Dragon Hyper Rescue Robot

Posted by Oscar on February 2nd
Read More: Technology, Memes, Science, How To, Contextual Theatre, Video Games

T-52 EnryuThis thing can lift two cars and is controlled by a human using their arms, much in the same way animated Japanese mechs have been working for about 20 years now. I can’t wait ’till I have my own Evangelion type unit.

Some more specifics about it
A good picture of someone controlling it.

Yeah, it picks up cars.Yeah, it picks up cars.

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HDTV is really neat

Posted by junkgui on December 8th
Read More: Technology, How To, Video Games, Movies, DVD

The christmas buying frenzy is upon us again, and with it comes lots of neat stuff. One of the neatest things that I have recently aquired is an HDTV. This leads me to the point of this article, as soon as any red blooded American gets thier hands on one of these neat devices they start thinking “Damn, this would make a really neat computer monitor.” And it will, it really will… But not without a little technical struggle. HDTVs are basically computer monitors, really big computer monitors, that can take various HDTV signals and scale them to the actually resolution of the screen. HDTV comes in a variety of resolutions from 480p (the p stands for progressive) to 1080i (the i is for interlaced, but more about this later). However an HDTV’s resolution will fall somwhere between 480p and the fabled 1080p. TVs that are currently on the market have many different true resolutions including, but not limited to 1024×1024, 1280×768, 1368×768 to 1920×1080. Throughout time most computer monitors have been 4:3 aspect ratio, and have had resolutions like 640×480, 1024×758, 1280×1024, and 1600×1200. As a result of this consistancy windows plug and play and PC graphics cards cant seem to figure out the strange resolutions that HDTV seem to all be in. I spent some time trying to get windows to discover the real resolution of my TV without much luck, not to mention I spent a even more time googling linux boards about how to get the right settings for X11. The solution is a neat little shareware program with a free trial for windows called PowerStrip. PowerStrip installs easily in windows and provides a windows dialog that lets you scroll through a list of basically every different resolution of every different screen ever conceived of. You can add any of those resolutions to your monitor driver, and it will show up in your windows Display control panel. It even adjusts your settings in real time if nothing off the list works. My TV only showed up with 1280×768 even though I have a 1368×768 screen, I added the mode for 1368×768 [LCD] and everything just worked. Also as a final note you can copy the settings as text to the clipboard, these settings include the “modline” that you need to add to your xorg.conf file to make that resolution work in linux. It is working great and I am really happy, now I have to play Civ 4 again on the big screen…

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How to: get Free Audiobooks Illegally!

Posted by junkgui on October 25th
Read More: How To, The Internets, Books

Yes we all know that you can get lots of audio books legally from sites like iTunes and Audible.com, but it can be expensive and dealing with DRM can be a real problem if you use Linux or other equally awesome operating systems. Until there is a way for Linux users to download audio books, there is only one good way to get them, and so I feel no guilt (maybe a little) about posting a quick how-to for all those who enjoy curling up an listening to a good audio book on their iPod.
The key to getting audio books painlessly is to use one of the oldest Internet traditions, the newsgroup. Long ago news groups were really cool, and many of the great Internet sites got their starts their (including cool sites like imdb.com). Now-a-days they are plagued by huge amounts of crap and Spam, some of which is very, very work “unsafe”. But as news groups have become a thing of the past many use them to anonymously post all sorts of good stuff, from video games to full length moves. The best thing in my opinion is the audio books, which have a very lively community of posters. Here is what you need to start bookin’ it…
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Here's a helpful and depressing tutorial on the current financial crapstorm, in cartoon form. I'm having a hard time figuring out who did the video, but it was linked to on Cosmic Variance. - #

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