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Threat level: Banana

Posted by nikki on April 9th

Read More: Funny, Ask EightAndFive, Fast Food

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while.
Banana Mascot Scares People To Death

If your only tool is a screwdriver, everything looks like a screw.

Posted by Oscar on June 14th
Read More: Arbitrary conclusions, Mixed Nuts, Poetry, Fast Food, Tools

screwdriver.jpgIf your only tool is a microwave, everything looks like a bag of popcorn.

If your only tool is a lever, everything looks like a fulcrum.

If your only tool is a Happy Meal, everything looks like a chubby 10-year-old.

If your only tool is a stapler, everything looks like a stack of papers.

If your only tool is the internet, everything looks like porn.

If your only tool is a flux capacitor, everything looks like a delorian.

If your only tool is a flashlight, everything looks like the dark.

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Hey Wendy’s Blister in the Sun Has Overt Drug References

Posted by Oscar on February 13th
Read More: Pop-Culture, Television, Music, Fast Food

As I was doing dishes with American Idol playing in the background (honestly) a familiar tune started to play during a comercial.  Blister in the SUn by the Violent Femmes was being used by Wendy’s…  much to my chagrin.  At first I was angry thinking that the femmes had sold out.  After a little thought I realized that in this case it’s not really selling out.

If I wrote a song about drug use and sexual depravity and a corporate behomoth came up to me and asked for the rights to use it for an advertisement I would be giddy.  It’s like screwing the man without them realizing it, asking for it.

Next time I’m strung out, staining my sheets, high as a kite I just might stop to check Wendy’s out.

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Phish reunites to tour in 2009. - #

Here's a helpful and depressing tutorial on the current financial crapstorm, in cartoon form. I'm having a hard time figuring out who did the video, but it was linked to on Cosmic Variance. - #

MoveOn.org is giving away free Obama buttons. Almost 2 million ordered so far. - #

If I had married Tea Leoni and starred in film and TV with Gillian Anderson, I would have the exact same problem. How many love children do you have David? - #