Threat level: Banana
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while.
Banana Mascot Scares People To Death
If your only tool is a screwdriver, everything looks like a screw.
If your only tool is a microwave, everything looks like a bag of popcorn.
If your only tool is a lever, everything looks like a fulcrum.
If your only tool is a Happy Meal, everything looks like a chubby 10-year-old.
If your only tool is a stapler, everything looks like a stack of papers.
If your only tool is the internet, everything looks like porn.
If your only tool is a flux capacitor, everything looks like a delorian.
If your only tool is a flashlight, everything looks like the dark.
Hey Wendy’s Blister in the Sun Has Overt Drug References
As I was doing dishes with American Idol playing in the background (honestly) a familiar tune started to play during a comercial. Blister in the SUn by the Violent Femmes was being used by Wendy’s… much to my chagrin. At first I was angry thinking that the femmes had sold out. After a little thought I realized that in this case it’s not really selling out.
If I wrote a song about drug use and sexual depravity and a corporate behomoth came up to me and asked for the rights to use it for an advertisement I would be giddy. It’s like screwing the man without them realizing it, asking for it.
Next time I’m strung out, staining my sheets, high as a kite I just might stop to check Wendy’s out.