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Mar 15

Turtle Love

Posted on Sunday, March 15, 2009 in Animals, Sad, Sex

This is funny and sad. I wish people would think of how they sound when they are taking a video. The kid taking the footage is obviously no more than thirteen.

I am secretly pleased to post my first “sex” and “animals” post.

Dec 25

I Just Played This Game for 15 HOURS STRAIGHT!

Posted on Tuesday, December 25, 2007 in Animals

And I am now insane…

Oh, and happy Christmas.

Oct 11

Flocking behavior

Posted on Thursday, October 11, 2007 in Animals, Science

Check out this post on Cosmic Variance about a group of physicists who study flocking behavior. The video is amazing.

Aug 2

Keep za monkeys away from his hands!

Posted on Thursday, August 2, 2007 in Animals, Funny, The Internets

Jul 18

Le Tour Dog France

Posted on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 in Animals, Funny, Sports

Poor Marcus Burghardt, good thing it wasn’t a German shepard in the French countryside. No telling who would have been fingered as the collaborateur. J’accuse!

Oh, and carbon-fiber wheels may be light, but they ain’t shit against a yellow lab!

Jul 12

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger…

Posted on Thursday, July 12, 2007 in Animals, Cute, War

I just got a link to this story from a friend and it seemed like perfect 8 and 5 material:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6295138.stm

and to accompany it, you must view http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

It’s only a matter of time before someone builds a Badger, Badger, Badger, and substitutes the Mushroom for Muslim or Mukhtar or something. I’d do it if I wasn’t somewhat busy at work today.

May 23

Posting YouTube Until the Cows Come Home

Posted on Wednesday, May 23, 2007 in Animals

I am going to keep posting YouTube Videos until someone else posts…

This is a hostile takeover!

Bear vs. Cat

Break Dancer vs. Toddler

Man vs. Wild

Rabbit vs. Snake

Jet vs. Car vs. Sportbike

747 vs. Lightweight Hippie Car

747 vs. Hong Kong Kai Tak

Feb 22

Unforgettable = Giant Squid

Posted on Thursday, February 22, 2007 in Animals, Breaking News, Rhetorical Questions, Science

Giant SquidWhile playing Apples to Apples at the cabin up near Grand Marais, one of the categories was “Unforgettable”. Someone played the card “Giant Squid.” Everyone thought it was a pretty stupid card to be played, but the player argued, “Hey man, if you ever ran across a Giant-Effing Squid you would think it was unforgettable!”

Case in point: New Zealand fisherman have not only had an unforgettable experience, but they set a world record for the largest Giant Squid ever reeled in.

That pretty much seals it for me. From now on when someone suggests you come up with something you would always remember for the rest of your life, I will think of: a Giant Squid.

What would YOU think of as “unforgettable?”

Is it wrong for me to find that picture arousing?

Feb 12

Where Cat people and Wii people intersect.

Posted on Monday, February 12, 2007 in Animals, Wii

Where Cat people and Wii people intersect.

Jan 24

Jean-Claude loves the spotlight. I mean REALLY loves it.

Posted on Wednesday, January 24, 2007 in Animals, Funny, How To, Mixed Nuts, Movies, Music, Pop-Culture, Sex, Television

I don’t want to bring down the level of the content here on 8&5. Unfortunately, and for reasons that I can’t begin to fathom, I feel compelled to post this video. For the sake of my conscience, though, I’m including a warning. Anyone with an aversion to 90’s action stars, stone-washed denim, or pup tents should look away.

“Sir, do you have a license to carry that?”