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The Periodic Table of Awesome

Posted by TheJackal on August 6th

Read More: Ask EightAndFive

In the 300 B.C., years before the birth of black Jesus, Aristole postulated that all good things were made of “win.” That was a pretty good guess, but he was drunk and probably also having an orgy. Modern day awesominers know there are actually 118 fundamental “awesoments” that compose all good things. The Periodic table of Awesoments can be a very useful tool. It’s designed to show the relationships between awesoments, and often one can even predict how awesoments interact simply by their positions on the table.

The Periodic Table of Awesoments

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger…

Posted by TheJackal on July 12th
Read More: Cute, Animals, War

I just got a link to this story from a friend and it seemed like perfect 8 and 5 material:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6295138.stm

and to accompany it, you must view http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

It’s only a matter of time before someone builds a Badger, Badger, Badger, and substitutes the Mushroom for Muslim or Mukhtar or something. I’d do it if I wasn’t somewhat busy at work today.

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A Guide to First Ave

Posted by TheJackal on May 4th
Read More: Ask EightAndFive

I apologize for not hanging around 8 and 5 as much as I could, but if you were giving a way an iGrill you might have more of my attention. I wrote a guide to First Avenue for Vita.mn and I thought I’d cross post it so here it is:

http://vita.mn/guides.php?d=view_guide&guide_id=75

Also, if any of you have a vita.mn account and would like to help me out, Go hit the +1 next to a few of the comments I’ve posted here:

http://vita.mn/user_profile.php?user_id=1196

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MN YOUNG DEMOCRATS CONVENTION THIS WEEKEND!

Posted by TheJackal on April 24th
Read More: Politics, Ask EightAndFive

Since we’re a little political around here, because this guy is a good friend of mine, and because I built him a website to support his campaign, I am posting a mass mail to eightandfive. This mail will go out to people who’ve participated in the Minnesota Young DFL in the past, but the convention is open to anyone who is a Democrat and under the age of 36. We’re just trying to get as many people to this event as possible. Also, I haven’t sent this out yet so if you see any errors in it, let me know:

Dear Young DFLer,

As a young Democrat your opportunity to help us determine the future of youth organizing in the DFL party is here. This Saturday, April 28th the College Democrats of Minnesota and the Minnesota Young DFL will hold joint conventions to merge our organizations. At this convention we’ll be choosing new leadership for the new organization. The College Convention is at 11am at Edison High in NE Minneapolis. The MYDFL convention is at noon at Edison High in NE Minneapolis.
For directions go to our website listed below. Come and help us build our new organization into a strong organizing tool to elect Democrats in Minnesota.

I am running for chair to put my six years of organizing experience to work for the MYDFL to build our core competencies to help elect Democrats. If you believe it is time for us to get serious about organizing young people now then join me on Saturday, April 28th at 11 and let’s build this new organization.

Thank you so much for your help,

Shaun Laden
612.718.9070
http://victory2008.mn

P.S. If you can make it please bring a friend with you. To win we’ll need lots of people and you can help us double our support by asking someone you know to help us out. Let me know if you can bring someone.

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Anyone ever heard of Chasing Windmills?

Posted by TheJackal on March 15th
Read More: Funny, Ask EightAndFive, The Internets, Contextual Theatre, Reviews

I ran across this somewhat randomly today, and I’ve been watching it backwards so I’m getting this weird Lost Highway/Memento vibe with it. I don’t really know who most of these people are or why they are doing it this show, and even though I could look all that up I don’t really want to. I should probably try and start at the beginning but I want to watch the newest stuff and I’m not sure if I want to commit to spend the time to watch every episode yet. I like the really toned down Clerk’s era Kevin Smith quality it has. I’m trying to decide if it’s a soap opera or what. Any reactions? I’m wondering if the Thespians amongst us will be able to deal with the acting…

Chasing Windmills

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Tracy Morgan knows how to party

Posted by TheJackal on March 14th
Read More: Ask EightAndFive

Although I agree with Bongo opinion that they need to get rid of Local News, several comedians have taken the ball of boring crap and ran with it. Most recently Tracy Morgan.

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A Complete Idiot’s guide to riding the Light-Rail

Posted by TheJackal on March 5th
Read More: How To, Arbitrary conclusions

I am in no way an expert on the Minneapolis St. Paul Metro Transit light-rail. I’ve rode it twice, but learned a lot on those trips. I wanted to put together a quick list of tips so that you can enjoy the light-rail without making the same mistakes I did:

Mistake Number One:
Don’t park at the MOA unless you are planning to shop or maybe sleep.
The light-rail line ends in the bus station on the bottom level of the east side parking ramp at Mall of America(MOA). It’s been set up to intensionally make it a little hard to reach from any place you are used to parking at the mall. Basically, that mall would rather not have a lot full of cars that parked and jumped on the light rail to get to a big sporting event downtown. They’d prefer it if those people parked at the 28th street station, two blocks east of the mall. There’s plenty of parking over there and it’s easy to get from a car to the train without finding the right stairwell or escalator to the transit station like you’ve got to do if you park at the mall.

At the same time, it isn’t that hard to find the bus station at the mall and it makes a little sense to park at the last light rail stop if you are headed downtown for drinks or a show or whatever and plan to rest your eyes during the quiet ride back to the suburbs.

Mistake Number Two:
Don’t expect to get anywhere fast on the light-rail.
If you ride all the way from the MOA to the Minneapolis Warehouse district stop on the light rail it will take around 45 minutes or more if you are riding during a busy time. If you drove your own car, it would take around 25 minutes, depending on traffic.

One night I was meeting some friends for a movie at Block E. I decided to go straight from dinner in Eagan out to park at the MOA. I knew I needed to get on a rain right away when I got there, so I parked in the first spot I could find and ran down to the bus station and got a ticket. The ticket machine was being a little fussy, although they are great because the take credit cards and cash with change for large bills. So I get my ticket and see the train had just stopped in the station. As I run up to it, all the doors close all at once… I freak out a little and run down towards the end of the train to see if I can get the conductor’s attention. As I’m running I hear a door on the other end of the train open, but
as I turn back, it shuts again. Eventually I realized that I’m an idiot.

There are buttons on the Doors that you can press to open them. Obviously they want to keep the train warm inside so the door will stay closed when the train is at a stand still.

Mistake Number Three:
Don’t stay out too late.
The light rail schedule was not designed with a late night drinker in mind. The last train leaves the Warehouse District Station is at 1:13 am every night of the week. If you plan to have a few drinks downtown you better pay attention to the time. At last call you’ve missed your ride home if you’re taking the lightrail. Better hope you’ve got some money for a cab. On the other hand, if you live downtown and decide for some crazy reason you’d want to go drinking with the tourists out at the MOA, it looks like you wouldn’t have to leave to catch the light rail until almost 2am.

Other Things to consider when riding the light-rail:

  • The light-rail trains are completely electric, quiet and clean.
  • For most riders it is much less expensive then driving. It can be a great alternative to driving is adverse weather conditions.
  • There’s no free overnight parking anywhere along the line because it runs to the airport and people would love to leave there cars and go to europe for 2 weeks.
  • Fare inspectors check tickets on a random schedule so you may or may not see them at all during your first trip on the train. The Fine is $180 for riding without paying, but I’ve heard they may just kick people off the train if they’ve got expired tickets.

For more info on the light rail,
visit Metro Transit’s site

This guide was originally written for vita.mn and appears here. If you’d like to contribute to it, please feel free to sign up at vita.mn and edit the guide.

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Anyone else interested in Inland Empire?

Posted by TheJackal on February 19th
Read More: Ask EightAndFive, Movies

I’m a pretty big David Lynch Fan, so when I caught word that his newest film Inland Empire was getting out in limited release, I had to see if it was coming to Minneapolis. I was happy to find that according to it’s website, it was opening here in Minneapolis last weekend…

The Problem was, I couldn’t figure out where they had it playing. It wasn’t listed at the the Uptown or Lagoon and it wasn’t at the Walker. I probably could have called these places to ask about it, but never did.

Amazingly, I was trying to get a couple beers Saturday night at the 331 Club (cool bar by the way) and happened to over-hear a guy talking about having seen it. I asked where and he said the Oak Street Cinema. He went on to explain the theater is in some amount of disrepair and the movie wasn’t very good, but I told him I still had to try and see it…

It runs now threw March 1st. I plan to go waste 3 hours of my life sometime between now and then watching a movie that will undoubtedly make no sense. If anyone else is interested, let me know.

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Take your Vita.mn

Posted by TheJackal on February 14th
Read More: The Internets, Music

The times depicted in The Newsies are over. Newspapers will probably disappear with the baby boomers, at least in paper form. The newspapers are aware of this. The Star Tribune is doing its best to try and reach an audience that reads newspapers rarely, if at all.

They are doing it with a Web site and periodical you can find at Vita.mn.

Personally, I’ve never read the paper version of this venture, but I’m really liking what they have put together online. It’s one part CitySearch, one part pollstar, and one part myspace. That seems like a mess, but it’s surprisingly clean and uses many of the great Web 2.0 type features these other sites haven’t gotten on board with yet.

It might just be a good fit for my lifestyle, but the ability to go to one page that will tell me who’s playing at First Ave, The Turf Club, The Uptown Bar and the Varsity Theater any night of the week is really a time saver. Also, being able to get quick reviews of restaurants, bars and music venues is helpful. If I’m ever approaching a Friday night with nothing to do, there’s always some great suggestions on this site. There are also fun and easy ways to contribute other types of content.

Currently, the user base is somewhat small and I assume many of the people who appear to be frequent users work for the Trib. That said, it should become more popular and I’d hope that more users contributing will lead to even stronger content.

Adding “social networking” to Web sites is all the rage these days, but this is an excellent effort by the Star Tribune and I applaud them.

If you have some time and are interested in diving into this, I’d start here.

If you want to “friend” me on there, here I am.

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Where Cat people and Wii people intersect.

Posted by TheJackal on February 12th
Read More: Animals, Wii

Where Cat people and Wii people intersect.

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Phish reunites to tour in 2009. - #

Here's a helpful and depressing tutorial on the current financial crapstorm, in cartoon form. I'm having a hard time figuring out who did the video, but it was linked to on Cosmic Variance. - #

MoveOn.org is giving away free Obama buttons. Almost 2 million ordered so far. - #

If I had married Tea Leoni and starred in film and TV with Gillian Anderson, I would have the exact same problem. How many love children do you have David? - #