In the 300 B.C., years before the birth of black Jesus, Aristole postulated that all good things were made of “win.” That was a pretty good guess, but he was drunk and probably also having an orgy. Modern day awesominers know there are actually 118 fundamental “awesoments” that compose all good things. The Periodic table of Awesoments can be a very useful tool. It’s designed to show the relationships between awesoments, and often one can even predict how awesoments interact simply by their positions on the table.
The Periodic Table of Awesoments
Here’s the Periodic Table of Awesome that I want: http://www.theodoregray.com/PeriodicTable/
I could almost buy into this table, except that it includes Dwarves, Mulletts, and Money.
I could stomach one of the three, possibly even two of them. But all three?
Whoever made that table needs job.
That’s is a very good point.
I like that the table is true enough to the actual thing to leave some squares blank, meaning that the existence of some awesoments are predicted, but haven’t been discovered yet.