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Oct 26

Get In Line America!

Posted on Friday, October 26, 2007 in Sad, War, neocons

Tara Busterz!This week President Bush announced sanctions against Iran. If there’s one thing that America should have learned over the past eight years, it’s that war in the Arabian Gulf region does nothing for America. We do not have cheaper oil, we are no more safe now than we were before 9/11. We are not consuming all terrorist resources “fighting them over there instead of over here.” But where is there? Where is here? I suspect folks in Germany do not consider themselves integral to any war on terror. But Germany has been targeted. I am guessing Michigan, Florida, Chicago, (insert your state or town here), all count as “over here” but the question is: Even if we turn all of the Arabian region into a fun-filled theme park, would we have stopped these wackos from trying to carry out plots against Americans?

It took America five years to even figure out who was a terrorist. We’re still not REALLY sure. Bottom-line is: if we think you are, then you are. If we think you’re not, well…then you probably are, but we’ll let you in our country as long as you remember: YOU ARE BEING WATCHED AT ALL TIMES. Note: Cease communication and start running if you see someone approaching you sporting this lapel pin.

As you count your blessings over the course of the next few months of the holiday season, remember what makes America great. Next year will be election season and the hyperbole and exaggerations will be flying faster than a politician denying a crime.

We have a rule in America: If you are a politician getting a blowjob, then we try to run you out of office because you’re a sick, immoral pervert who lowers the standards of society. But if you’re giving the blowjobs, then we just pull out our peckers and get in line because after all, who doesn’t like a good blowjob?

Oct 26

Exhaust Pipe

Posted on Friday, October 26, 2007 in Asides

Exhaust Pipe

Oct 25

Sing-a-long

Posted on Thursday, October 25, 2007 in Asides

If I could Sh1t Out My C0ck download.

Oct 23

The Signs Were There

Posted on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 in Asides

Dumbledore is gay.

Oct 19

Warriors!

Posted on Friday, October 19, 2007 in Asides

Come out to PLAY-EEE-AYYY!

Oct 18

Whoopsie Daisy

Posted on Thursday, October 18, 2007 in Asides

Whoopsie daisy…my bad. I should have quit drilling that hole, I guess.

Oct 17

Guess Why Kenny Is Wearing England’s Rugby Kit

Posted on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 in Funny, Scary, Sports

It seems the Limeys have adopted “The Gambler” as their fight song while waiting for matches to begin. It has seemed to work as England have advanced to the finals of the Rugby World Cup after beating heavily favored Australia in the quarter-final match and France in the semi-final. England’s opponent in the final will be South Africa. It is hard to choose who I will root for…will it be the people who repressed the Irish for years and will not let the country be unified, or those responsible for apartheid? Whatever the case, I will be at Brit’s this Saturday at 2 p.m. to watch it — as of now. There is a $20 cover ($10 for students) free pastries, free parking and $3.50 Heineken specials.

Send me an e-mail if you are interested in watching Saturday…

Oh, and Kenny, enough with the face lifts, OK?

Oct 16

Scranton in ‘da house!

Posted on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 in Asides

In Scranton legal news, perhaps the woman in this news article works at Dunder-Mifflin?

Oct 16

Doris Lessing, You Go Girl…

Posted on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 in Asides

Gotta love Doris Lessing!

Oct 16

How Far Have We Come?

Posted on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 in Technology

Those who have worked with the Nextstep operating system know how advanced it was considering that at the time, Microsoft’s Windows 3.1 was the operating system of choice for computers around the world. A quick comparison of the two makes it clear that Steve Jobs was years ahead of the time. This video shows Jobs demonstrating the Nextstep OS 3.0 in 1992. It is interesting to watch, but it brings up an interesting question: How far have we come? In 1997 Apple bought NeXT and its Nextstep OS, the OS then became the basis for the new OS X. It’s been more than 15 years, and we really haven’t come that far when it comes to operating systems, eh? Just something to ponder is all…