I just got a link to this story from a friend and it seemed like perfect 8 and 5 material:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6295138.stm
and to accompany it, you must view http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
It’s only a matter of time before someone builds a Badger, Badger, Badger, and substitutes the Mushroom for Muslim or Mukhtar or something. I’d do it if I wasn’t somewhat busy at work today.
This is a good example of why victory in Iraq is not possible. Now locals are blaming local wildlife on the occupying forces. Next thing you know they’ll claim that Jesus wasn’t really the son of God. Oh, wait -