If your only tool is a microwave, everything looks like a bag of popcorn.
If your only tool is a lever, everything looks like a fulcrum.
If your only tool is a Happy Meal, everything looks like a chubby 10-year-old.
If your only tool is a stapler, everything looks like a stack of papers.
If your only tool is the internet, everything looks like porn.
If your only tool is a flux capacitor, everything looks like a delorian.
If your only tool is a flashlight, everything looks like the dark.
so true… especially the part about porn…
If your only tool is the Bible, then everything looks like God.
That’s the ticket, I should have made this an ask eightandfive. Any one else?
If your only tool is String Theory, then everything looks messed up.
When your only ideology is neo-conservatism, everybody looks like an enemy.
If your only tool is Tool, everything FUCKING ROCKS!