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They’re Here!

Posted on Monday, February 5, 2007 in Breaking News, Off Topic, Pop-Culture, Sci-Fi, Science

So what if it was the creepy little girl in Poltergeiest who orginally uttered those lines. We may all be saying those words soon enough. While Interplanet Janet’s visit to O’Hare was reported around January 2, 2007, and now we have people in several Midwestern states spotting fireballs or bright lights.
They're here!
When it’s Danger-Cold, people should just stay inside and try to stay warm! If you wander too far in the bitter cold you will see many things. Especially if you are spending your nights staring at the sky watching for little green men.

Ever since Icarus flew too close to the sun we have had people spotting dragons, mermaids, ghosts, whatever.

The easy way to avoid seeing things flying around the sky is to simply get out of the house and interact with other humans. It helps prevent seeing things when cabin fever sets in after five months of sub-arctic temperatures.

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    I am a mooninite and my culture is advanced beyond all that you can possibly comprehend with 100% of your brain.

    Say goodbye, cavemen. Go beat rocks together.

  2. zug zug!

  3. this link was sent as an example of work from an applicant for the job I had in Virginia:

    If you want to learn a little more about dragon’s you should check it out

  4. crap, that was a good link, but it died

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