Honor Student Bumper Snicker!

Taylor Killian, 18, was arrested in Westerville, Ohio and charged with inducing panic, public indecency, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

What did he do to be charged with these crimes? He greased up his body and ran around the school cafeteria wearing nothing other than a full beard and long hair. Taylor was completely nude assaulting the school cafeteria. When a school administrator ordered him to stop, he “made a sexual gesture” and kept charging about.

What I admire most about this alleged crime, is that he was hit with a stun-gun and kept on charging groups of students huddled into a corner until he was hit a second time with a stun-gun…at which point he was subdued and arrested.

School officials report he was a good student and “made his school’s honor roll in each of three grading periods during the 2005-06 school year.”

In our world of terrorism, sexual assaults and high-school shootings, I applaud this kid’s prank. It’s too bad he didn’t do it when he was 17, because now he will be prosocuted as an adult for the crimes with which he is being charged.

When police questioned him later, he simply said, “It just seemed like a good idea at the time.”

Indeed. Now THAT’S an Honor Student bumper sticker I will put on my car!