It’s that time of year again, yet still no Christmas On Mars
Posted on Monday, December 18, 2006 in Ask EightAndFive, Movies, Music
Someday I’m sure the Flaming Lips will get around to releasing Christmas On Mars, a film they’ve been working on for five years and completed filming in October 2005. This marks the third Christmas in a row that I thought it might be coming out, but it turns out that Santa is just a giant cocktease. Maybe in 2007.
Tuesday, December 19 9:27 am
Dude, santa would need to do some serious modification to his sled before he could take it to mars.
Tuesday, December 19 9:31 am
Daddy, Justin called Santa a “cocktease”. What’s a cocktease?
Tuesday, December 19 12:22 pm
Nothing Ever Happens on Mars,
No Supersonic Airplanes
Or Fancy Cars…
Tuesday, December 19 12:39 pm
Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring!
Tuesday, December 19 2:54 pm
Nothing Ever Happens On Mars
Nothing ever happens on Mars
No sports or entertainment, or swinging bars
You stand around, you stand some more
On a planet names for a Roman god of war
Nothing ever happens on Mars
No supersonic airplanes, no sporty cars
The sun comes up, the sun goes down
You can’t go to the country, you can’t go to town
Boring…Boring…Boring…Boring
Boring…Boring…Boring…Boring
Stool Boom
By the pool. In the school by the fires of yule.
It’s the rule, there’s a stool, there’s a stool.
Stools are where, once upon a time you’d find a chair.
A chair’s for fools, everybody wants stools…
Stool Boom. From the parlor to the pool room. We’re the center of a stool boom… everyone knows our name.
Working, building, never stopping, never sleeping.
Working, making. Some for selling, some for keeping.
You will drool at the splendor of these magic stools. It’s the rule, everyone has a stool.
Just three legs, it’s the thing for which a monarch begs. Hock your jewels, use the money for stools.
Stool Boom, just three legs and watch the sales zoom
Like a fever it’s a stool boom, and it’s spreading out from Blaine
Working building, never stopping, never sleeping.
Working, making, some for selling, some for keeping.
A Penny For Your Thoughts
I would still pay. . .
A penny for your thoughts
A dime for your dreams
Would a shiny new quarter buy a peek at your schemes?
And when you are away
So far from my side
I will cherish my pennies worth
Till at last I’m your bride
A penny for your thoughts
Let’s call it a deal
I don’t have any secrets
You know how I feel
A penny for your thoughts
It’s settled and done
I’d have offered a million
I’d have done it for none
I recon we’re in love
And married we’ll be
And all for a penny
A bright copper penny
The penny that brought you to me
Wednesday, December 20 10:45 am
Have you seen this, JZ?
http://tinyurl.com/ybk6uw
Wednesday, December 20 11:52 am
Maybe they are waiting to write in an acting role for Ice Cube. I hear he needs work.
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