Congrats Robert Fitzgerald and Mark Kennedy Eats 4-H Animals

If you didn’t get to hear the Minnesota senatorial debate last night, I commend you do. MPR has the audio available on line here.

Robert Fitzgerald, Independence Party candidate and college buddy of many 8&5ers did a great job. If I wasn’t so desperately afraid of how much worse our country could get under further neo-con fascist control I’d probably vote for him.

Mark Kennedy was in rare form though, it has to be tough to articulate the republican agenda because when he was forced to talk about national neo-con issues like supporting torture and spying on American’s he was clumsily looking for the right words. Here’s a suggestion Mark, when trying to say you want to take away our freedom just say: “I want the terrorists to win”.

In addition to his authoritarian babbling Mark also mentioned that he “May be the only one up here that has eaten a 4-H animal that they raised.” Since he wasn’t specific I’m going to assume he means he ate his dog, cat, parrot or horse. I think there’s even a small chance he ate a Lemur. This sort of behavior suggests an evil side to Mark Kennedy that needs to be exposed. I don’t know about y’all but I don’t want a lemur-eating, terrorist-loving, pedophile-protecting Satanist as my Senator.