I Will ‘Rush’ To Judgement, Thank You
Posted on Tuesday, June 27, 2006 in Breaking News, Politics, Sex
Just the facts about Rush Limbaugh’s recent brush with the law:
1) Rush was arrested for abusing prescription painkillers (I list this because we cannot ever forget this).
2) Rush allegedly had in his possesion, open bottle of prescription Viagra that was not in his name.
3) Rush was coming back from the Dominican Republic.
4) Men use Viagra for one reason only: sex.
Hmm, what was Rush doing in the Dominican Republic with Viagra?
Was it this?
Rush, how will you reconcile this with your base? Isn’t sex outside of marriage a sin according to them? I just hope a link between you and sex tourism can be found.
I imagine the case will be dropped when the dittohead doctor whose name was on the bottle covers for the hypocrite.
Wednesday, June 28 10:11 pm
Wouldn’t it be great if catching Rush is some sort of hypocritical situation was actually enough to get his “fans” or the media (or his elected friends for-that-matter) to accept him for what he is: A lying, sensationalist bully only interested in money and drugs. Unfortunately the last eight years have demonstrated the media’s amazing capacity to obfuscate and divert the publics attention (see: the reasons we went to war with Iraq). Now that I’ve vented, did any of you see that Giant-Gay-Russian-Angel-Duude on America’s Got Talent? That was amazing.
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