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Posted on Wednesday, April 19, 2006 in Technology, Television

Guess who has an inferior television?

YOU!


Wouldn’t it be better to just project the images onto your wall? If this requires a massive wall (103 inches is 8 feet, 6 inches for you lazy people) then wouldn’t a projector be better?

Who REALLY wants a 400 lb. TV?

I guess HDTV porn might be a draw.

It would be better if someone could just develop a brand of paint that can automagically receive TV signals. Then when you go to Home Despot or Menard’s or Target even, you could just get a couple of gallons of HDTV-paint. Then you would be able to turn any wall into a high-def TV.

I don’t want the hardware…I just want the results.

  1. I like the paint idea, but I suspect opaque open air projection will elliminate the need for any sort of paint. In a related aricle: http://www.hdtvexpert.com/pages_b/reality.html

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