Don’t want! Don’t want! No Short Dick Man!
Guess who has an inferior television?

Wouldn’t it be better to just project the images onto your wall? If this requires a massive wall (103 inches is 8 feet, 6 inches for you lazy people) then wouldn’t a projector be better?
Who REALLY wants a 400 lb. TV?
I guess HDTV porn might be a draw.
It would be better if someone could just develop a brand of paint that can automagically receive TV signals. Then when you go to Home Despot or Menard’s or Target even, you could just get a couple of gallons of HDTV-paint. Then you would be able to turn any wall into a high-def TV.
I don’t want the hardware…I just want the results.
Thursday, April 20 12:45 am
I like the paint idea, but I suspect opaque open air projection will elliminate the need for any sort of paint. In a related aricle: http://www.hdtvexpert.com/pages_b/reality.html
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