Oscar vs. Jehovah’s Witnesses

I’m sure we all fear and rue the inevitable knocking on the door (we’re either in the shower or our pajamas) of the occasional Jehovah’s Witness. I too have never much liked them and growing up my family would often hide out of site of the front windows and wait until they went away. I understand that I have some relatives (a great grandpa I believe) that would invite them in and proceed to argue with them for fun. It’s always something I’ve wanted to do but never really had the opportunity… until today. About two weeks ago some nice ladies came to my door and we talked about the bible for a bit and I explained how I was working on reading it out loud as an audio blog (I have yet to publish) and the more assertive of the two loved the fact that I was interested in the bible and asked if it would be ok if she came back. I said sure. This morning 4-3-06 at about 10 am MST she came back with another lady who sort of stood back and listened. As they stood outside my front door they began to really put the teeth into the intelligent design argument–and I have a big problem with this so out of exasperation I pardoned myself cleaned up the house, started my MP3 player recording and invited them in. The following is what I recorded. We got completely off the topic of intelligent design but still hit some great points and I did some pontificating that I’m particularly proud of.

Since this was so impromptu the sound quality is lacking and Vincent interjects a couple of times. For this I apologize.

Oscar vs. Jehovah’s Witnesses, Round 1