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Why are we not saving the people in New Orleans?

Posted by Oscar on August 31st

Read More: Technology, Politics, Pop-Culture, Religion, Money, Memes, Science

What the fuck? I’m watching a local news feed from New Orleans WWLTV New Orleans News People are dying as I type this… I don’t understand why there is no military getting out there? There are thousands of people dying, they are running out of food and water, many are still stuck in their attics. It’s really, really fucked up that america is letting this happen to people, we have the resources… I don’t understand.

We need to do more than send money we need to get all available people with boats and planes over there to save people now, before they die!

An argument about global warming

Posted by Oscar on August 31st
Read More: Politics, Memes, Science, How To, The Internets

Recently I had the opportunity to argue with a gentleman who was doing his best to remain intellectually honest with me (a friend of his son). The normal topics came up: socialized medice, education, the cost of gas, Haliburton, the war in Iraq, stem cells and of course global warming.

There was a lot of back and fourth on standard talking points and I did my best to keep him thinking about facts, but when it comes to global warming the argument coming from the right is completly ridiculous and this guy could not let it go. Let me elaborate…

The first thing confused republican will come at you with is always: there is no proof. There are no conclusive studies, there have always been fluctuations in the earth temperature and people can make data look any way they want to accomplish their anti-business goals. Since he was the first out of the gate with these stock arguments I decided to try to back him into a corner–not always the best tactic but I tried non-the-less.

I agreed that the studies are inconclusive and that the climate does undergo occasional changes and that we what we are experiecing in our current warming trend was almost certainly linked to some natural phenomenon. He, of course, agreed. Then I asked if it might be possible that humans are having some effect on the environment, he said thats possible but there is no way to know for sure. I conceeded that point, but followed by asking if he thought we should be researching the problem just in case the warming did have something to do with us. Of course he said yes. So now I had him right? I mean, if he thinks there’s a chance it has something to do with us then we just need to do our best to find it out, so I mentioned that there are many studies which show that global warming is being influence by humans and that there are some that suggest we are influencing it pretty significantly. Then comes the old argument: the data can be manipulated, there is no way to trust the study. So I asked him if there was any way to even do a study up to his standards and then would he believe the evidence. He said yes and it would have to be done by a respectable institution and have to be reviewed by other scientists and so on…

BINGO! I’ve been waiting for a great opportunity to present this to someone who was unaware of it: www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/306/5702/1686
They analyzed 928 abstracts, published in refereed scientific journals between 1993 and 2003, and listed in the ISI database with the keywords “climate change”. The study found 75% of the studies supported human influence in global warming, 25% did not give cause for the climate change and 0% concluded that humans had nothing to do with it.

So out I come from my computer with the ink drying on the report to show this guy what I had found… did it change his mind? Of course not! Apparently he has a true non-biased study to draw upon which contradicts all 75% of the 928 studies science magazine had covered. What was his source?

Turns out its a fiction novel by Clive Cussler (whom I’ve never read) apparently he has a book that deals with climate change and in it he points to the conclusion that people don’t affect it–and to legitimize this author, the dude with whom I was arguing said that he did site some sources in the back of his book. I tried to point out the ubsurdity of this dudes conclusion, but in doing so I went back to the computer to try and figure out what the hell Clive Cussler was talking about… to my dismay I couldn’t find any info to debunk and when I got back out the dude was on his way home. I thanked him for the discussion and I like to think I got him thinking… although I’m not sure.

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The Onion Re-Designed: How To Quickly Induce Retinal Detachment

Posted by justin on August 31st
Read More: The Internets

The Onion unleashed a new site design with their current issue, and the result (on the front page, at least) is one of the more painful browsing experience I’ve had. Check it out - they have not two, not three, but FIVE columns to peruse, each packed with either text or advertisements. There’s hardly a blank space, which makes the fact that you still have to scroll for a minute and a half to scan the page all the more remarkable (FIVE columns!). It’s one thing if you’re the Wall Street Journal trying to scrimp on printing costs, but when scanning fifty hilarious-as-usual headlines all packed into a tiny area, I felt a strange sense of nervousness, wondering which link to click first. It’s like having fifty people tell you a joke at the same time, all while a midget hobo sits on your face. You gotta let me breathe. Love the site, guys, hate the new front page.

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Priorities of death

Posted by Oscar on August 29th
Read More: Technology, Politics, Money, Science

2,986 people died on 9/11, Katrina will take more. 9/11 resulted in 3 billion dollars spent on war. I was wondering if we could prevent a hurricane from occuring with a budget of 3 billion dollars… I theorize we could. I suspect we could drain the gulf of mexico for 3 billion dollars. That’s a lot of money.

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I imagine the border patrol skeet shooting

Posted by Oscar on August 28th
Read More: Technology, Politics, Funny

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/article308770.ece

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Bob Moog RIP

Posted by Czech Air on August 22nd
Read More: Technology, Pop-Culture

Everybody in the house bow your heads and pray for tha soul of Grandmaster Funky M, Bob Moog.

Sad day for the music biz. I am gonna go listen to some fresh hip hop beats and wipe the tears from my eyes.

Moog Music

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Mini horse…

Posted by Czech Air on August 20th
Read More: Funny, Memes

I think that when we rename this blog, we should have this be our mascot…horse

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That fateful moment before the plunge….

Posted by Oscar on August 20th
Read More: Empty Set

The other day I was fixing the bone crusher, (which is a weapon that sort of looks like a hatchet made out of a bone, that the package says is supposed to be made of stainless steel, but is actually made of some hard resin, which broke into three neat pieces within five minutes of having been taken out of it’s package, by a forty-five year old M.D., who was playing a shirtless Spartan woman in Lysistrata) when I stabbed myself through the tip of my pinky finger and into my middle finger with the sharpest knife I own. The thing is that right before I thrust the knife down the shaft of the bone crusher and into my flesh, I thought to myself, “I’m gonna stab the shit out of myself.” And then I did. Not a second latter. And it hurt, and I knew that it would, but I did it anyways. I think there’s more to this little mystery than even I can guess.

-Sarah Jo

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Site News….

Posted by junkgui on August 11th
Read More: Meta

I fixed the blockquote css… and made the text a little darker. If any one would like anything changed about the sites UI, or usability, post a comment. We could also discuss a charter, mission statement or manifesto. Hopefully we can get this thing “bumping” in the near future. And of course I defer to JZ on all creative issues.

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Boy, I feel more safe

Posted by Czech Air on August 11th
Read More: Politics, Funny

Pirate VesselBoy oh boy, I sure feel safer knowing that a $200,000 boat, bought by the Dept. of Homeland Security for East Baton Rouge, made its first arrests recently. My question is, what is wrong with floating down the Mississippi, smoking a little pot and flying a pirate flag? Were these people terrorizing the Exxon refinery? Maybe the Exxon folks thought that the two guys on board were part of an Al Qaeda surveillance team? I think these dudes should have made the cops walk the plank.

From WBZR:

EBR Maritime Response Team makes two arrests

By BRETT TROXLER

The EBR Sheriff’s Maritime Team arrested two men traveling down the Mississppi [sic] River in this vessel.

A four-month joyride on the water landed two men in the East Baton Rouge Parish prison Tuesday afternoon. Sheriff’s deputies said they nabbed the pair as they floated on the Mississippi River just a little too close to the Exxon Refinery.

The arrests were the first arrest for the EBR Sheriff’s Maritime Response Team. The men had been floating down the Mississippi River from Oklahoma on a boat that was covered with a tent. Authorities found marijuana on board.

“Part of the boat was covered with a pop up tent and it had a pirate-type flag on the top of it,” said Fred Raiford, spokesman for the sheriff’s office. “There were some concerns expressed about it by the officials from Exxon.”

The two men arrested are Brady Michael Smith and Abyha Glenn Nath, both 22. Both men were charged with simple possession and booked into parish prison.

The Sheriff’s Maritime Response Team has been operating since the end of July. The $200,000 boat used in the arrest was bought with Homeland Security dollars.

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