Hot-Coffee is lame…

How many ass hat parents are there out there that buy their 14 year old grandson GTA, and then get pissed off when there son downloads a patch for the game that lets them unlock a simulated, animated sex sequence? Give that same fourteen year old, the same 15 minutes on the Internets, and for no money he could be looking at truly disgusting real pornography! I mean really disgusting stuff (news://alt.binaries.asshole.wounds). The game is about a criminal who drives over people for heaven’s sake. Not only that but one of the best parts of the game is shooting people in the head with a sniper rifle to watch blood squirt out where their head used to be. Or line up tens of pedestrians and drive over them back and forth, so you can see the blood tire track feature (in fact when the PS2 version first came out, this was a major selling point)…