Implications of blatant water on mars.

I’m hoping this gets a gov supported manned mission to mars soon. This could be enough to get some money, and NASA is so fd up that they need to be killed and resurrected like the phoenix (I need to be informed about the amount of HP I can give away. I assume we’ve all read HBP.) Its also a great PR opportunity for a desperate white house, they could send Karl Rove to mars! Make him an astronaut–that is the perfect solution–also send Tom Delay and Norm-Motherfucking-Coleman.

I digress. I like that as a title… wedigress.com… its clear!!!

Thoughts on mars water?

We need a science category, we need a lot more categories.

Google Page Rank

Google defines us… it is our savior, our religion. If anyone is serious about blogging the most important thing is google page rank. Read up on what it takes to make it on google.

Hot-Coffee is lame…

How many ass hat parents are there out there that buy their 14 year old grandson GTA, and then get pissed off when there son downloads a patch for the game that lets them unlock a simulated, animated sex sequence? Give that same fourteen year old, the same 15 minutes on the Internets, and for no money he could be looking at truly disgusting real pornography! I mean really disgusting stuff (news://alt.binaries.asshole.wounds). The game is about a criminal who drives over people for heaven’s sake. Not only that but one of the best parts of the game is shooting people in the head with a sniper rifle to watch blood squirt out where their head used to be. Or line up tens of pedestrians and drive over them back and forth, so you can see the blood tire track feature (in fact when the PS2 version first came out, this was a major selling point)…

’90s alt/indie rock sales figures

I found this and thought it would be interesting to share. Below are album sales figures from some of the more popular bands from the ’90s scene. I was amazed, some albums I thought would have higher numbers weren’t even close to my guesses, while others blew me away with how many they sold. I knew Nirvana’s Nevermind was popular, but holy crap! The Breeders seems way high, but that damn song was everywhere for a year.

from sfj.abstractdynamics.org:

NIRVANA:
Bleach / 1.6 million
Nevermind / 8.2 million
In Utero / 3.9 million
Incesticide / 1.2 million
Unplugged / 4.5 million
Nirvana / 1.6 million

HOLE:
Pretty on the Inside / 204,000
Live Through This / 1.6 million
Celebrity Skin / 1.4 million

PAVEMENT:
Westing (By Musket and Sextant)/ 63,000
Slanted and Enchanted / 144,000
Watery, Domestic EP / 33,000
Crooked Rain Crooked Rain / 237,000
Wowee Zowee / 118,000
Brighten the Corners / 142,000
Terror Twilight / 96,000

SLINT:
Tweez / 24,000
Spiderland / 50,000
Slint (EP) / 19,000

PJ HARVEY:
4/Track Demos / 119,000
Rid of Me / 204,000
To Bring You My Love / 369,000
Is this Desire? / 163,000
Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea / 282,000
Uh Huh Her / 131,000

THE BREEDERS:
Last Splash / 987,000

SONIC YOUTH:
Sonic Youth / 4,100
Bad Moon Rising / 33,000
Confusion Is Sex / 41,100
Starpower / 1,000
Evol / 48,400
Sister / 72,000
Sonic Death / 5,500
Made In The USA soundtrack / 21,000
Daydream Nation / 162,000
Goo / 169,000
Dirty / 329,000
Experimental Jet Set Trash & No Star / 246,000
Washing Machine / 159,000
A Thousand Leaves / 66,000
Nyc Ghosts & Flowers 46,000
Murray Street / 63,000
Sonic Nurse / 65,000

Gummi Afficianado

They come in myriad names, flavors, and constencies. ‘Though as any connaisseur knows, not all are created equal. The following is not intended to be a comprehensive review of every gummi (is that term copyrighted?) product: I have not tasted all the gummi world has to offer. However, I humbly hope my comments will inspire similar-minded confection consumers to share their dialogue, discussion, and discovery.